Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway, I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.
DEFEND the flock from THE ORB
Angry chicken is funniest chicken!
This is me when I was …..11 *hides*
this is where my url comes from. i don’t have rats anymore but they were the love of my life
You were as cute then as you are now!
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!
WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board
BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!
Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?
Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry
SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!
THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!
i drew these on my shower wall & then decided to make them into an actual comic
I’m not doing any better. Worse, actually. The Monday before last I seriously contemplated checking myself into the hospital, I was so depressed. I decided to try going for a walk. Turns out brisk daily 1+ mile walks help immensely. But then I pinched a nerve in my shoulder and the muscle relaxers make me sleep too much dizzy and I’m back to feeling like crap. Tomorrow I’m going to buy a…
My last blog post was 10 days ago. There’s a reason. I was so depressed that I didn’t even pick up my laptop for a week. Considering that half my life involves my computer in some way, this was fucking awful. I literally spent hours staring at the floor, doing nothing, locked in my own head and unable to come out. I haven’t been that bad in years.
The good news, I guess, is that it was a…
Biggest side effect: occasional confusion. Seems to be related to drops in blood sugar. I get hungry and I get brain fog. Fanapt can cause hypoglycemia, and I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on. Ugh. I have to start keeping a protein bar in my messenger bag. I had to drive a short distance to a restaurant this afternoon and I ran over a curb. No more driving when hungry!